Carved sigil of a spectacled eye ringed by tentacles. Macki
Depth 0 fm Sanity 87
Official likeness of Macki, tentacles arranged for company.
The vessel, front elevation · glasses by the surface world

About the occupant

The Vessel

Macki, in Polish, means tentacles. I am Polish. The rest of the branding assembled itself, like a cult that finally read the brief. I needed an alias. The sea volunteered a noun. Cthulhu, who is not Polish but would like to be invited to Wigilia, nodded from under several miles of plot.

This face is a modified picture of me. The spectacles stayed. The beard unionized. The robe was, I am told, always there, waiting in a wardrobe that opens onto a slightly larger wardrobe. The teal veins are not a filter. They are a circulatory system with a sense of theater.

What this place is

A blog. A gazette. A series of notes smuggled out of a brackish mythology and hung up to dry next to the towels. I write about the Old Ones the way my country writes about weather: with fatalism, soup, and the quiet confidence that we have survived worse Tuesdays.

Lovecraft gave English a vocabulary for dread and then, characteristically, misspelled half of New England. I am borrowing the pillars, the fog, the unpronounceable angles — and leaving behind the parts that have not aged like amber. The abyss here is decorative, Polish, and house-trained. Mostly.

Rules of the house

  • Shoes off. The carpet has suffered enough.
  • Do not offer the beard raw fish unless you have brought enough to share.
  • Sanity is a courtesy, not a requirement.
  • If something knocks from below the floorboards, it is probably the tram.
  • If it knocks in 5/7 time, do not answer.

You may call me Macki. You may also call me when the stars are right, though I keep surface hours and I will not pick up during żurek. If you have a transmission of your own, there is a rite for that. Bring an offering. Pierogi are accepted as legal tender in two geometries.

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